acting in solidarity with San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick’s ongoing refusal to stand during the national anthem

If you imagine Wynalda is a GenX Starbucks manager and Bedoya is an underperforming Millennial barista, it makes a lot more sense.

This sucks... Everything I’ve ever read or heard about them as a couple is just so positive and nauseatingly cute. I don’t make a habit of making morality judgments about athletes (I assume they’ve all had a dead hooker in their trunk at some point), but I feel like they are two genuinely good people. I’m unsurprised…

“In my professional medical opinion, Maurice Clarett graduated high school 3 years ago, Your Honor.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

“As previously reported, Johnny Football did come to my office this week, but I did not see him. By the way, we’re out of Vicodin.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

“In my treatment of Mr. Lochte, I have found him to be an intelligent, charismatic, and thoughtful human being.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

“Tyrone Prothro’s leg contusion is healing well and he is expected to return in time for the LSU game.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

“Jahvid Best is taking a mental health day this week, but is expected to play this Sunday.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

“I don’t understand the question. Plaxico has excellent aim.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

“Joe Theisman has suffered a lower leg injury and is probable for next week’s game.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

“JPP has been cleared to play on the hands team.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

Yea, nothing about that video made me want to play it.

Every sports game needs FIFA’s old Visual Sim mode.

Giroud was also supplanted by fucking Marc-Andre Gignac, so your comment reflects more the relative strength of France’s striking options than it does anything about Giroud himself.

They’ll trade his rights at the deadline for a 2nd round pick just to avoid the nightmare of getting less than nothing for the #3 overall pick.

Thanks, Nancy Reagan

USWNT Players Association now has the same tenuous grasp on constitutional rights as my uncle who thinks Facebook shutting down conservative group pages violates their freedom of speech.

This is just a less abrasive form of griefing, IMO.

I’ve been reading the MMQB long enough to know that Peter King has never, ever learned anything.

Yea, if London has a statue and Atlanta has a failed Tennis Center (one that operated for 11 years post-Olympics, and only cost $22M, at that), those are two lousy examples.