Don’t take advice from people who have never lived outside of NYC.

The “pig” part is clearly some butchered form of idiom, right, just like the “stink” part is an actual idiom? Should’ve been “died like a dog” or some such.

Predict

One of those reenactors is doping. Not even wearing the greaves smdh.

Haisley learned soccer from ESPNFC.

Pogba isn’t at that Messi/Ronaldo/Bale/Neymar/Griezmann level of greatness yet

Either quality makes you a more appealing candidate than the alternative, who’s neither a strong communicator nor a problem solver.

Peanuts should switch places with Dilbert. Then Dilbert should switch places with Foxtrot. Then Pearls Before Swine should switch places with Dilbert.

It’s amazing that this article explains buying a ring on Etsy—a decision the “Adequate Man” will never be responsible for making—but doesn’t answer half the questions that guys have when it comes to engagement rings.

The problem with this obsession with maximizing value is that it doesn’t actually matter. “Value” is a purely subjective quality that itself doesn’t have any bearing on the success or failure of a transfer. There is no opportunity cost here.

Tony Craggs would never have run that lede.

This is spoken like someone who doesn’t understand how college football works in the least. SEC ADs aren’t concerned about making fucking Washington fans happy, nor are they concerned about winning another OOC game against a mid-to-low tier P5 opponent. They’re worried about recruiting, which is what has led to the…

The cops that walked off can’t even say it was because “there was anti-police rhetoric being used”.... They had the Dallas PD logo on the shirt as well.

Giroud is plenty dangerous in the air, both in terms of putting headers on target and in winning knockdown headers to other players. He linked up with Griezmann all tournament. Gignac isn’t actually good at anything.

Euro 2004

No way Barbara is the best Shark. The correct order is:

Adding to the reputation, no one has ever been called “barrel-chested” by announcers more times in a Premier League season than Alexis.

In any case, not only has the Chinese Super League passed MLS as the hottest destination for formerly elite players looking for one more big payday outside Europe’s leagues, the Super League has also been much more ambitious and successful with its acquisition of legitimate talent at or near their primes.

I’m all for eating the NCAA, but “the season extends beyond the school year” is a dumb argument that should never be repeated.

Soccer will surpass hockey, baseball, and football by 2066. The first two are just a matter of demographics, the third a matter of the health (and legal) risks limiting participation and degrading the product. College football as we know it might be dead entirely.