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It’s amazing that this article explains buying a ring on Etsy—a decision the “Adequate Man” will never be responsible for making—but doesn’t answer half the questions that guys have when it comes to engagement rings.

Was that the one person inside the car he treated as a paint mixer for 5 miles before smashing it into another (also full) car? Or the one to whom he tossed a live grenade?

The problem with this obsession with maximizing value is that it doesn’t actually matter. “Value” is a purely subjective quality that itself doesn’t have any bearing on the success or failure of a transfer. There is no opportunity cost here.

Tony Craggs would never have run that lede.

This is spoken like someone who doesn’t understand how college football works in the least. SEC ADs aren’t concerned about making fucking Washington fans happy, nor are they concerned about winning another OOC game against a mid-to-low tier P5 opponent. They’re worried about recruiting, which is what has led to the

The cops that walked off can’t even say it was because “there was anti-police rhetoric being used”.... They had the Dallas PD logo on the shirt as well.

Giroud is plenty dangerous in the air, both in terms of putting headers on target and in winning knockdown headers to other players. He linked up with Griezmann all tournament. Gignac isn’t actually good at anything.

Euro 2004

No way Barbara is the best Shark. The correct order is:

You just lived through the world’s largest financial crisis in which multiple countries defaulted, and this is a year in which both Puerto Rico has attempted to initiate a default and Argentina has ostensibly resolved theirs after a decade-plus of hardship and negotiation.

You don’t really understand how sovereign default works, do you?

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Adding to the reputation, no one has ever been called “barrel-chested” by announcers more times in a Premier League season than Alexis.

In any case, not only has the Chinese Super League passed MLS as the hottest destination for formerly elite players looking for one more big payday outside Europe’s leagues, the Super League has also been much more ambitious and successful with its acquisition of legitimate talent at or near their primes.

I’m all for eating the NCAA, but “the season extends beyond the school year” is a dumb argument that should never be repeated.

Soccer will surpass hockey, baseball, and football by 2066. The first two are just a matter of demographics, the third a matter of the health (and legal) risks limiting participation and degrading the product. College football as we know it might be dead entirely.

But even so, it was jarring to see Irving playing his guts out while Curry looked like he was auditioning to star in a Justin Bieber Vine.

That’s almost certainly what it alluded to, but the timeline is really stretching reasonable belief. It just seems highly unlikely that she’s far enough along in her pregnancy that Ramsey would know about it, given how long its been since her escape and how much she would attempt to conceal it, and that she could be

Notice how they never bring this up in CBA negoiations?

Yea, this is the long and the short of it. We don’t give allowances for players who missed games due to illness, injury, military service, minor league stints, etc. The MLB Record Holder should be based on MLB stats, not hypotheticals, projections, and equivalences.