“These guys will remind you of Oasis and that’s fine for an afternoon or two.”

Because once a movie is playing, you effectively stop interacting with iOS and it just plays for a couple hours?

“Iceland? That’s a clown country, bro.”

I tried to check which iOS version I have on my iPad 2. Between the time it took to load the Settings app, and then the painfully sluggish keyboard response in typing in my new iCloud password, I gave up.

Most of those devices are already unusable on the latest iOS versions, unless you like waiting 5 seconds for your keyboard to show up, typing on tape delay, and fixing yourself a cup of coffee while an app loads.

I do the same thing for job interviews and important meetings, sales pitches, etc. You can find me at the nearest coffee shop 45 minutes beforehand, sipping water or iced coffee.

NHL players have a stronger union, a willingness to endure lock outs, minor leagues developing talent, and other leagues to play in. NFL players have nothing.

The U.S.’s second goal was actually a perfect example of this kind of attacking failure. Dempsey runs with the ball for far too long, doesn’t try to find Alejandro Bedoya in much better position to his right, and fortunately miscontrols an evasive move badly enough that the ball sneaks out to Jermaine Jones for him…

It’s because baseball fights are entertaining and hockey fights are two shitheads undressing before grabbing eachother’s shirts to throw lousy punches that only get broken up when someone finally slips and falls. And because baseball is a game with otherwise very little physical contact, while hockey is a game with…

Clint Dempsey, who set Jones up there

The Penguins now head back east, with the chance to be the first Pittsburgh team to win a championship at home since the 1960 Pirates.

It would be nice to see Cobb County simply de-fund the Braves’ commitment and watch the team squirm. Let the Braves go to court and argue before a jury of Cobb Country residents that the team that can’t manage 40 wins deserves its money ahead of schools and parks.

but there was an extra sense of finality to it, making it a gut-punch of an episode.

You know there isn’t a central contract repository where all signed contracts are filed for public consumption, right? Suing for breach of contract is Nike’s remedy if they suspect a counterparty has violated the contract.

Georgia over Alabama in the 2012 SEC Championship.

The Braves have signed him and will be issuing his bobblehead this Saturday.

This joke works better on Georgia Tech, because there are no women on campus to assault.

The Braves are taking that Worst Franchise crown right back, though...

The square root of a negative number is an imaginary number.

Wait, why is Euron psychotic? Our viewing group was like, “Yeah, actually, that makes a fuck-ton more sense than Yara’s proposal. Get the fuck out, Yara. Finally we have someone with a realistic plot to, y’know, advance the fucking plot.”