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Because you remove the outliers that skew the sample.

Protip: if your plan is to game the system, you can’t meet the requirements for salvation and the omniscient overseer is going to squash you.

No, he fucking splattered his brains all over a bunker. Eva Braun died of cyanide.

I have never lived any place other than Rowan County.

Marketing ploy? Hardly.

I think LVG really wants to win his FIFA Career Mode this year, and knows that ManU—who would just buy a striker in the first transfer window, since FIFA is far less stingy with transfers than actual teams—will sell him much cheaper than Monaco would.

Not just his intern: one of his Instagram interns.

All of them look terribly unhealthy.

Doug Stamper appeared in court today? I thought he would be loyal to the Underwoods until the end.

9-3 or maybe 10-2.

Wisconsin #6? Holy shit, and I thought the South was known for stuffing ballot boxes.

Hey, that $86M of city money also got that brand new, bigger-than-imaginable ultra HD scoreboard thing.

And to think, if she had just dropped in a reminder that ESPN still employs misogynistic shitbag Stephen A Smith, she might have had a defensible point while we all laughed at her.

Georgia Tech is not elite.

Anna’s decision regarding what to do about her marriage shouldn’t be met with the same scorn

When it rained, my mother gave me a raincoat and umbrella.

It’s more like, “It was one of the symbols,” and most importantly, not one of the symbols that has the unfortunate adoption of white supremacists associated with it.

There comes a point, though, when you have to admit that there is something wrong with how he’s gone about his career thus far.