The more historically-minded Southerners have already found and utilized the replacement while everyone was arguing over some dumb redneck rag:

Just fine. Why would any short term movement of the stock market affect me? And if a short term movement of the stock market affected me, why would I be in equities?

This is still a dumb series of articles.

Kessler’s 2014 numbers really are impressive, even in a conference that doesn’t boast any defenses that could be described as “terrifying,” “scary,” or even “above average.”

Saw the cover image for this post and thought I had missed a Harmony Korine sequel.

I am reminded of the last pass of the 2012 SECCG every time someone asks why a football player doesn’t do something counterintuitive in the heat of the moment.

Deadspin’s whole ethos is that the morality play narrative of sports is bullshit, so I’m very confused about this:

The assessment is fine, but there aren’t 12 better teams in college football this year, much less 3 in the West. LSU and Auburn have fundamental football problems to fix, and Leonard Fournette isn’t even the best sophomore RB not named Chubb in the league.

“That should bring up some red flags. But nobody’s talking about that.”

If it impacted the game, and ruined the integrity of the game, then why haven’t the Patriots vacated their Super Bowl victory? Taking away a win is the only effective punishment for cheating.

Say what you will about Drew, but zero chance that Dave or Charley Magary would’ve worn that fucking shirt on cable television.

Agreed. Monster.

I don’t believe that’s Rob Ryan’s house.

Focusing on the positives in a losing effort? Sure.

Frankly, every discussion of Chelsea shitting the bed yesterday would do well to include this marvelous piece of fiction they ran on their website in the aftermath.

Thought USCe was in Columbia, but what do I know?

So where exactly were video games “hurt” in this story?

If we’re doing this:

Or in terms of the SEC:

Yes, actually: because the sales rep for Tom Ford said it was cool.