Hook doesn't even make the list? Weak.

Meetup.com for more obscure hobbies and social/rec sports leagues.

Well, it's good to see Craggs is back to writing, and not justing sharing profane Jezebel headlines to the front page.

You're going to live in the middle of fucking nowhere in the outer boroughs. Make sure you live close to an express train.

Why the fuck aren't these posts properly labeled as Sponsored Content?

Greg Schiano had a similar obsession with the measureables of his football team, and he proved every single day that he was the biggest "Schiano Man" in the organization.

I came hoping for definitive advice on whether drinking a pre-workout before cardio/sports would yield better performance than just drinking a cup of coffee.

Usually when I hear about a league attempting to cut corners to avoid penalties in the recruitment of high caliber athletes, I assume Nick Saban is coaching in it.

Hey, fuck you, guy. FIFA 06 was great.

Oh really? When did Steve Moore die?

I can't really take the backend of this analysis seriously when it posits that the purpose of the Power 5 autonomy vote was to prevent schools from better-compensating players. It's pretty clear that those schools wanted to pay a stipend and fully cover the cost of attendence for players, and were prevented from doing…

I know, it's like the social contract has been broken, right? Someone needs to tell Owen to stick to the age-old rule: be funny.

The goal of fantasy football isn't to beat the experts. The goal is to beat the 11 to 15 idiots in your league; unless the strategy yields a positive expected outcome (that is, typically third place or better), it's worthless. Moving from perennial 9th in your league to perennial 4th gets you nothing. You still lose.

'Nique getting snubbed in the dunk contest was more crushing than the fucking 2012 Wildcard. That list was made by a 15 year old.

You poor, naive soul. I feel for you. If you think the anti-child crowd is annoying as an expecting parent, just wait until you start getting forced into contact with the sanctimonious multi-child parent elitists at day care and every other damned place.

Very slowly.

[Ed. Note: As a woman, I don't know what that website is, so I can't vouch for this comparison.]

Whoops, this shouldn't be a reply to Dodai.

This was a good story until you had to go and libel Jay Cutler.

If what you request costs less than what the company thinks it will cost to fire you, then everyone comes out ahead of the game.