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Dave (and everyone else at Deadspin/Gawker who worked on these pieces),

If you’re walking around a subway terminal shouting “CMON CMON CMON” in PHILA-FUCKING-DELPHIA after an Eagles game, you’re either:

It’s partially obscured, but I’m pretty sure the last name on the Giants fan’s jersey is HITCHBOT.

No respect from Eagle fans, don’t they know the red jersey means no contact?

I also liked the part when the Cardinals lost.

/CespedesForTheRestOfUs

“I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!”

“Sure, our coach imbibes a little excessively every now and then, but don’t we all?”

His role in the incident? It looks to me like his sole role was having an easily accessible neck.

Bay Area(n) coder here. (Not the white power kind) iCarly and Meg Whitless are two of the most quixotically toxic CEO’s ever to stain the fetid brown soil of the Valley. One ruined eBay, the other HP. Soon they’ll have two things in common; both Will have suffered humiliatingly failed attempts at political office.

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You’re right there is no way they could not hear that ping. It is such a distinctive sound.