Ha came here to say this.

You should look at ESPN now and again. There was a good story the other day about how the Cardinals starters still give interviews after games even when they've been knocked around. Key info on Losing The Right Way I'm sure you'll agree.

Some right common folk playing golf these days, can't wait for him and Willet to ruffle some feathers at one of the Royal golf courses

I always hated the “sorry if we offended you” idea. Don’t make a conditional apology, just leave it as a simple “we fucked up, sorry.”

how many people emailed you to tell you it wasn’t nearly as clever as you guys evidently think it was

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

Just as turtle hatchlings make their way to the sea, everyone comes to Hot Dogaroni and Cheese on their own. It’s in our DNA.

A typical above ground pool is about 20 feet in diameter and 4 feet deep. That’s 1810 cubic feet. According to this site, 1 cubic foot of gold weighs 1203.74 pounds (that feels high but gold is pretty dense). 1810 cubic feet times 1203.75 pounds/cubic foot is 2,178,787.5 POUNDS of gold. Gold is currently $1,170.40 per…

I guess there are two sides to this kind of thing. My 78-year-old father can fucking fix anything. In fact, if there's a repair job that is not an emergency, I usually leave it until he comes to visit. Keeps him occupied and also gives him fuel to bitch about my useless ass, which is one of his main joys in life.

It’s gonna suck when Steve Bartman sneaks up there and steals the ball before Game 6 of the NLCS.

Due to the increase in violence of these threats, the safety of our children is the main concern.

Maybe you are confused. This is a list of teams you can root for in the playoffs.

I’m sorry but people just wouldn’t be as interested in the ads if the players were compensated for their image. The amateurism is what sets the ads apart.

They did get Jason Whitlock to sign up because of that last promo code.

What’s the current opinion on in-flight masturbation? Always? Sometimes?

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

I actually really enjoyed the Cardinals’ book. I mean, there’s a lot of senseless violence and it has some questionable things to say about black people, but the prose is spectacular.