You’re just pissed because your shit ain’t even worth half his.

I think this also happened to Rex Ryan when he was young — he learned from an early age how to get a shitty quarter back.

But if you throw it out you damn well better look into that lunch bag to see what she packed, lest you get home and she asks what your favorite part of the meal was.

It’s doctored though; look at all of those fans in the background.

Maybe it wasn’t about the throat slash. Maybe McElwain just saw Taylor’s most recent Calculus grade. After all, these student athletes are in college to get an education first and foremost.

Throat slash Aaron Hernandez approved.

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

I call bullshit. How could a whole team almost lose to a washed up archeologist???

A couple thoughts.

Kraft explained that “ ‘1’ and ‘2’ was on it. Not ‘free.’

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

At least the soulless dead eyes are spot-on.

Interesting theory about SEC coaches, but Nick Saban, Les Miles, Butch Jones, Bret Bielema, Gary Pinkel, Jim McElwain, Mark Richt, Dan Mullen, and Mark Stoops are all from the north. That’s the majority of that league’s coaches ya dipshit. Shouldn’t leave out ex-SEC great Meyer either as he was there recently and is…

Washington Loaded Potato Skins! amirite?

Well, I’ve been consistently eating double stuff Oreos for over 30 years - five, seven oreos a week, and I have never gotten a concussion. Apparently the stuff is doubled with nanobubbles and electrolytes.