Every time I see a newer Mitsubishi I think who the fuck is still buying Mitsubishis.

Owned a used one. They suffered from huge body rust holes because of shit paint and the V6 motor was a complete piece-of-shit. Mine seized up with less than 90K on the clock.

This is the one for me. Makes me nervous all the time! If the driver is looking at the passenger for more than half a second, I’m expecting a crash.

This. I’ve watched television shows and movies where the driver talks to the passenger while looking at them for thirty seconds at a time. NO ONE DOES THIS. You couldn’t survive it. When I’m on the couch at home, I’ll be yelling FOR CROM’S SAKE, WATCH THE ROAD! In recent memory, the series BONES was especially prone…

You were obviously never in a car with my grandmother!

They had twins. Not Quintuplets!

How about a Ford Flex? Unique styling = yes. 2,000lbs tow rating. LOTS of room. Not the greatest MPG at 23 HWY. Plus you can get the with factory rook racks for camping/activity gear.

And you clearly don’t read because it was stated that the cop made an “educated guess” on the person’s speed and the cop was going below the speed limit when he was passed.

Setting up a GoFundMe page is the first response to a slight by society it would seem.

Really? A GoFundMe page?

maybe, and likely. but that’s for the insurance company to decide, not this asshole.

I’d say by the before pic with it half buried in sand and salt water that the car was already a total loss before it was run over by a truck.

Chevy Celebrity!

because of the motion blur i think it’s being mistaken as a sedan. i’m throwing my hat in the ring and saying older monte carlo

I could see the little plastic piece being from the hood latch(specifically the part that you push to unlatch the hood)

Some very fine people on both sides

• A cop car that weighs at least 2 tons slams into the tiniest compact that you can currently buy at 104mph.

Disappointed to see that this was merely a car transporting a grill and not a car equipped with a functioning propane grill inside like the headline seemed to suggest. Oh, well. It’s Florida we’re talking about, so there’s always tomorrow.

If I start a crowdfunding effort to purchase this with the intention of doing something outrageous on YouTube with it, such as converting to ambulance for undocumented immigrates/mobile abortion clinic/blowing it up/turning into post-Trumpocolypse-battle-limo, etc., who is in?