To me this sounds like “ Why can’t my smart phone have a rotary dial?”

Needs punctuation, right off the bat.

To be fair, if I had a Versa I’d try to lose it in a foreign country too.

Yes, an overstyled giant coupe would definitely sell better than a flagship sedan.

its not rationalization because it works, the things is 5 star hotel compared to competition when it comes to conducting business on the go. This is not your diesel sprinter to do long distance runs, its your electrician/plumber van running between clients and doing paperwork in-between.

Perhaps you’re just...

Have you ever worked on the engine of a cabover van?

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

If the story was “he got drunk, drove and parked the car, and because he was black-out wasted can’t remember where he parked it,” then no, he wouldn’t deserve the help. However, he did the responsible thing, and he’s also paying a literal price of $1k (and unsolicited cat and dick pics from giving out his number).

I believe ramming someone with your car means you’re not being passive aggressive anymore.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

I know hindsight is 20/20, but that seems pretty fucked up to just bail and not try to help the guy. If the car is barely moving in heavy traffic then you should have plenty of time to reach up and pull the parking brake, or put the car in neutral, or turn the damn thing off.

Counterpoint: they have nobody to please, they can be rude as hell to people without putting their jobs at risk, get paid pretty well and are protected by laws that essentially treat assaulting them as on par with assaulting a cop.

Go work retail or food service anywhere here for a day, and I guarantee you’d be…

EG Civic coupe. Not a guess, that’s exactly what it is.

Sr-5 Coupe http://www.club4ag.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=13697, ironically this one was for sale in VA a few years ago... it’s a dead ringer except for the primer on the door

I fully entertained myself for a good thirty seconds by saying these out loud. Now I can’t stop chuckling.

Next time do “potato potato potato potato potato”.

It’s not the motion that puts kids to sleep. It’s the carbon monoxide.

How can a single actor in a multiple actor event be 100% at fault....but also “everyone screwed up”?