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Your back in the day apparently is not back in the day enough. Meet the Muncie M22, aka the Rock Crusher.

I’m reasonably confident the manual trans had little to do with pulling the trigger. Also reasonably confident just looking at these guys wrong would have been reason enough to pull the trigger.

John Mango is a good man, and also has one of the most New Jersey names I have ever heard.

Any badge in the wrong car for that matter, like this “Maserati Accord”

or on non-BMWs.

M badges on non-M BMWs.

The video is really unbelievable. Like, in the sense of I “I cannot understand how that physically happened.” That car was sliding sideways SO fast, and exploded SO quickly, that I can’t really wrap my mind around how it possibly could have happened. That poor father coming outside to see that... I guess if it’s any…

It’s good to leave it up. It’s a visual reminder of what’s at stake behind the wheel of any car.

427 Error: Car Enthusiast Not Found.

If you used a different picture.... but you chose the Fiesta ST, so...

The Cobalt.

SHIT THAT WARNING LIGHT IS FOR HIGH BEAMS? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ELECTRIC JELLYFISH REPELLENT.

The Merkur XR4Ti is surely a mouthful. It’s even more of a mouthful when you decode it. eXperimental Racing, 4 series, Turbo, advanced Injection system.

Mmm...left-foot braking...

I sell cars and know how to drive standard transmission. You would be shocked at how many people in this business don’t. Honestly I think it should be a requirement for any automotive job.

Also, unless your an experienced driver you operate the clutch and brake with different feet, so I don’t understand how you can confuse the two.

To quote top gear on the morris marina - you don’t need a breeding pair of these cars left around. You need one. As a warning. CP at any price. If I wanted cheap diesel transportation I’d take a bus over this. It would be faster and more reliable and less embarrassing when you got there.

You’re right. Let me call my guy and make it all stop right now.