Jo(h)n Voight is on line 2...

If he doesn’t clean up his act soon, he’s flirting with a multi-game suspension.

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong.

Man, I wonder how good he might be on, say, the Celtics.

Women who are sick or in pain from being pregnant should just suck it up and be thankful that they are doing the thing they were built to do in this world. In particular, don’t mention any of the discomfort to anyone because it makes people feel uncomfortable to think about vaginas. If a woman has morning sickness,…

Wait - I thought everyone liked that Bing Crosby/David Bowie “Little Drummer Boy” duet, no?

The Dr. Cox rants got old after, say, the first one.

in 500 feet turn......alright, alright, alright...

Take this shit back to Gawker, where it belongs.

it’s probably more productive to focus your anger at the rich manipulators rather than the poor, powerless people being manipulated

That’ll buff out.

Women drivers, am I right fellas? Next thing you know they’ll be saying NOT to execute them for parking crooked.

srsly, are we not doing framing anymore?

He knew he shoulda taken that left turn at Albequerque.

It’s not simple. The fact that the asset depreciates significantly needs to be factored in. It’s a calculation of actual real money out of your pocket over a period of time. For example: if you’re getting a new car every two to three years, leasing in many cases will probably be cheaper for you on a yearly basis.

Anyone catch the guy in the Brozerre (man bra) at around the 1:20 mark?

I would highly recommend some instruction then if you’re ever planning on hitting what you shoot at without taking your own arm off. Unless, of course, you’re really just going for the visual effect of having a massive gun in your hand. Were you able to test fire it before your purchase?

Escalators, not elevators, and all able-bodied Chicagoans walk up the escalators. Only the very old or corpulent stand still on an escalator and abide by the rules of escalator etiquette by standing to the right.

Seriously. I understand the importance of weddings to some people, but this is an insane request.