Obligatory: Why did you turn???

Looks great, get the cigarette lighter fixed and I will take it.

Seriously. If I were the Knicks, I’d be afraid that he’d “get some help” and then come back.

To the man-cave!

MY POOS ARE GENERALLY BROWN AND GREEN BUT DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH ALCOHOL I’VE HAD I’D SAY ITS MORE OF A MAROON COLOR. BLOODY / LOOSE STOOLS ARE NO JOKE, OK THEY’RE A MASSIVE PROBLEM THAT JUST GETS DUMPED ON YOU- MAYBE YOU’RE IN A MEETING AND THINK YOU’RE ABOUT TO MAKE A SPLASH WITH A PROSPECTIVE CLIENT BUT YOUR GUT ROT…

That has to be the landing of the century!

Correction: the best looking Eclipse was the Talon.

Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

I think I just want to ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

“I like that trump has dementia, it makes him raw and real and my grandpa had it!”

hopefully you mean it was sad to see him get away with it and not be publicly humiliated for being a doddering, gibbering old psychopath? this isn’t even an empty, vacuous desire for vengeance on my part—as a practical matter and for the good of the country reagan’s legacy should have been savaged early and forcefully…

Yup, if you’re gonna pound that fast, you gotta shorten your stroke...

I wanna see Leslie Jones play Trump in orangeface! BTW that new Ghostbusters was way better than the original ones.

Truly, he’s a Vinspiration.

What am I, six years old? No thanks, I’d rather just die from being hit by a car than embarrassment.

Your prevailing emotion is one letter away from Danger. Would you like to talk about it?

Fix the cigarette lighter.

How about a five hundred grand Beetle?

YEAH SOCCER PLAYERS AND THEIR FLOPPING PICK YOURSELF UP THIS IS WHY NO ONE WATCHES THE SPORT. I DON’T FLOP THAT MUCH WHEN I’M ELBOW DEEP IN SOME STRANGE SO THESE PEOPLE SHOULDN’T EVEN BE CONSIDERED MEN