This comment is why I hate New Yorkers.

Shhh...let’s keep the New Yorkers from coming to our cities and messing them up, huh?

What’s the advantage of access to the ocean without a decent beach? What’s the point of three international airports when they’re all backed-up shit holes? Why would I ever want to get to Philly, Boston, or DC at all, let alone in a short amount of time? After all, that means they can get to where I am quickly too.

NYC real estate to us out of towners is like when your friend goes on and on about how they’re on a hot water and pepper cleanse then says “Ugh! I wish I could just have a cheeseburger like that” when you’re about to eat lunch

I find it amusing how people outside cool expensive cities say everything is boring elsewhere when most of them sit in their small closet size apartment for 98% of their leisure time on the Internet and watching Netflix.

I think East Nashville is for hipsters saving up to infest Williamsburg.

Despite all your words, I will still pronounce it how it should be pronounced:

I’m 37 and I just assumed it only was a meme if it had a cat in it. These whippersnappers are wrong and need to go back to their journatarium and drink some nerve tonic!

Should be OK. It’s only a change in the motor, not the tranny.

Romance novels: Fancy porn books.

I don’t think he’s in any rush to sign anywhere. I think he’s wanting to sign at a latter day

Hilarious Joke. I bet you wear pleated khakis.

It’s not like anyone would’ve understood his acceptance speech anyway.

Wish? Pffftt! My brother actually executed professional ruin on the john wall after Taco Tuesday.

Worst thing to spill in the kitchen?

So you can live vicariously through their successes and failures? Also, when you are too old to be buying pot, they have connects.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

What a long strange Trek it’s been.

I really think Deadspin should dramatically increase it’s hockey coverage considering we’re all moving to Canada now.