Angry, stupid people voted in force and too many other people didn’t vote.

Greater love hath no man than this; that he lay down a single for his friends.

I capitalized it. I saw the bottles. It’s Coca-Cola.

Actually “catty-corner” is quite common based on the word “cattywampus” or “catawampus.” I’ve heard catty-corner many times, much more than kitty-corner.

Pantsless Joe Jackson

Bondo, James Bondo.

Pictured: Stefan Hauschka

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

You’re right. Comparing Draymond Green to Tony Allen isn’t fair. Tony Allen doesn’t kick people in the balls.

Rose was still sentenced to a year of playing basketball with Carmelo Anthony.

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The BMW driver is certainly the bigger idiot here, but the dashcam driver is also a total moron. Look at the gap between his/her car and the queue of cars turning left at the next intersection. If he/she had just maintained a standard distance, 5+ cars could have made the left turn before the light went red.

If that is the case the dashcam owner practices backwards courtesy which is a leading cause of congestion, annoyance, and collisions. Backward courtesy is where the person practicing it decides to be nice to person A at the expense of person B instead of following the written rules of the road.

Why are you being such a dick about this? She just wants to shut down using dual nationals until she can figure out what’s going on.

A Navy poop story can go one of three ways: waffle stomping, phantom shitter, or, well, that way.

Sideshow Bob + the guy from Memento=

Based on what we all saw last night, the revolution should not have been televised.

The hair bone is connected to the voice bone?

God yes, so much Ohio. And wtf is up with people here braking through green lights?

Unfortunately for the workers, Harvard can simply switch over to a program that hires students to work in the dining hall, with their pay going towards their tuition. Many colleges across the US do this. Which means that a guy like Tommy from Charlestown, who prepares the fresh fruit, is easily replaced by a student…