Any recommendations on a diaper bag that still makes me look like I can perform a root canal on a grizzly bear while still carrying my newborn?

Clearly, another 1.5 degrees of angle on the rear wing would have keep the tires hooked up.

Yep. Naturally gifted, though maybe not the type to bring their lunchpail to work every day.

Oh, it’s a Lameborghini...

the kicker for me is not worrying about putting it back together !

Make sure to hold it vertically

I think you should check the lost and found for your pearls.

God, if only this guy weren’t a Christian maybe he would get a shot at the bigs....

Naw man you need them triple turbo kits

When I was young and naive we thought that swapping out a bag of weasels for a bag of ferrets would be a quick weekend job. It took us three weekends and help from my friends dad before we could get them to run right.

I hope The Red Hot Chili Peppers played that song they have that’s about California.

No problem, just keep shifting.

A bike is a vehicle. I do not get bikers riding on the sidewalk(like,cmon, just walk your bike if you’re on the sidewalk).

Ewwwww I wouldn’t touch this car with a ten foot pole. You can tell by the license plate lights this is an ‘02 model. Which has notorious for everything from the turboencabulator seizing from getting clogged with the owner’s jizz, or the crank that would get embarrassed when the ECU read it’s journal. Not only that,…

First they came for the Funnels, and I said nothing because I was drunk.

“If you could lift this boat out of the water, and pump the water out, it would probably float.”

Haha like the sex fluid!

You can take a 200k mile truck LS open up the ring gap and blow in 1000 horsepower AND IT WILL LIVE