I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s — oh, uh, sorry.”

He’s always just a Perkins waitress away from everything falling apart again.

Hey yokels, enjoy getting fucked in the ass:)

the Plumlees are the Kardashians of basketball.....everyone fucking hates them and yet they’re fucking ubiquitous

nah

On behalf of Yankee fans everywhere: Good. Although my preference would have been for the Sox to win both at home, take a big lead into the bottom of the ninth at Cleveland, blow the lead and then lose it on an obviously bad call by an umpire. Ah, the Boston sports radio would have been so sweet.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

I can say that $54 is more than $35 because when you add the two numbers together 9>8.

He also looks like Jason Bateman’s asshole older brother.

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016