I could be wrong but, aside from an unlucky court-side photographer, I don’t remember Rodman’s leg flailing connecting with anyone...and if he did, it wasn’t nearly as frequently as Green. If he had, there would’ve been a lot more in-game fireworks than what’s allowing Green to continue being a shithead these days.

Clippers appearing legit early in a season...that’s never happened before!

Let us not lose sight of the main point here: even without the gross flag desecration, Cam Newton’s a world-class douche.

Plumber versions of Bryan Cranston & Stephen Colbert?

Yet Toronto fans will be burning jerseys and the media will be shitting themselves after his first game without a goal. 

Rear guard...

Was really hoping for more snark and shit-talking towards Simmons—as opposed to the disappointment felt whenever people actually give a shit about Him or things relating to Him.

No.