Except when you’re fighting with red and green paint. That’s when it’s most warlike. Because red and green don’t go well together. At all. Except at Christmas. And even then, really.

Just let the last gen consoles fizzle out and die already. They were showing their age even three or four years ago.

*current-gen platforms.

Yeah, we’re still stuck in the Uncanny Valley at the moment. But hey, give it another ten years and who knows?

Certain people (like me) get simulator sickness from regular first-person games. I can’t even do something like watch someone else play Minecraft. And you know what? It’s not a rare condition.

Think about the complaints people have when other companies—game companies less celebrated than Nintendo, less seen, for whatever naive reason, as a force for good—tie extra missions or characters or costumes in their games to whether you pre-ordered at a certain retailer or bought a season pass. Those companies…

I got to level 25 before giving it up. I only played when a buddy of mine was on and he was a die hard about it, told me what to do, what to buy, what to trade in etc... Just got a bit too, vanilla for me. I love great shooters and awesome multiplayer (Halo, BF series, CS when i was on PC and COD of course) but this…

I don’t doubt that it’ll be good. But the hype has been heavily tempered, that’s for sure.

Poor Project CARS. It’s like it’s made of delays.

It took me way too long to realize that I had nothing to prove by playing singleplayer games on the normal difficulty. I will drop a game to easy in a second. If I can’t go to easy, I will play something else. I have too many games to be worried about finishing a difficult spot. Plenty of games have went unfinished.

Is Taco Bell’s Steak Doubledilla more exciting than an N64 at Christmas? Or how to turn a cherished childhood memory into cold hard cash, via Mr. Raccoon.

So hyped for Mankind Divided. What was that about it not being as good as you remembered? I can't hear you over the sound of how good this game STILL IS. Already fallen back into the clutches of one of the best games of last generation.

That’s what I was thinking. I had Konami Crazy Racers for the GBA and that was a blast to play a karting game with Konami characters. I hope they can get character licenses from every where for the next Mario Kart!

I hope they continue with this trend and the next Mario Kart iteration is simply Super Smash Karters

Well, not quite instant kills, but very powerful but difficult to hit with attacks. Off-hand, I can think of Homerun Bat (obv, always a gib), Jigglypuff - Down+B, and Luigi Up+B. Pretty sure there are a few others, but those are the most common ones.

That noise signifies an instant-KO. You hear it mostly when Jigglypuff uses its Down-B directly on you, or when you hit someone with a charged up smash attack from the Home Run Bat.

Five Night’s at Freddy’s 4: The Final Chapter, prequel to Five Night’s at Freddy’s 5: No For Realsies This is the Last One Guys Srsly.

yeah but they released super mario brothers wii u with Luigi Wii U combined.

Yea, Baby Park is total chaos, and it makes for a good arena-style battle... if only you could actually do battle-mode with that track. And that’s where I think they screwed up. Either give us a classic battle mode, or open up the current battle mode to more tracks (especially the DLC).

they sold a gutted, shell of what could have been one of the best games ever. thats what they sold.