I see a hit and run. How did this story turn into “they were trying to carjack” the driver?

This BMW M picture looks like an X3 had a baby with a Chevy Silverado 2500.

Challenge accepted :-)

I came to say Grand Caravan but then I saw that this kid was actually considering the DGC. I was going to say it has horrible fuel economy but they go for cheap and when you can’t afford rent it doubles as an apartment :-). But seariously, they get 19mpg almost year round with 70% highway driving. I’ve only gotten…

You say that tasering an old man should get me fired, but how else am I supposed to do my job? You don’t know what it’s like out here for a janitorial professional!

Jesus H Christ! You can’t bitch about cops chasing criminals until they plow into someone and kill them, and then fucking cry about the solution! It’s not as if these are discrete or harmful. 

The article in the link in this story is almost word for word. Did you even read the article? I see massive invasion. 

Grant to officer: Can I see the calibration report on your radar gun? :-)

Et tu Jalopnik?! (About this BLASPHEMY)

“....driving on roadways laned for traffic and overtaking a vehicle on the left.” What does that mean?

For $57,000 you could slap a turbo on any stock v6 minivan that already made 300hp and jack it to that AMG level. Or swap an LS in for that matter (there’s a how to youtube on this for my Grand Caravan). I think they overpaid.

I had a red/maroon 2015 Altima that was like that. I learned that the different colors come from different paint companies. My red was a Sherwin Williams. If I had got a white perhaps I would have gotten a PPG. Those are the only two paint companies I know the names of but you get my drift. That said if Mazda has…

I would like a VR4 3000GT.

Correct, in 2005 all permanently attached pockets in clothing were outlawed by HB501 championed by Senator Levi Buggleboy.

Who in the sponsored content made this awful list?!

“Patty Furgeson said he could park it wherever he wants and that’s state law!”

It’s haunted. Didn’t you hear Cal?

The irony of a conservative bitching about lack of progress :-) The word conservative literally implies resistance to change!

The cure was there all along, bad puns, it fills the brain room with mush, to keep out the mushroom!.....heh?......heh?

Another obnoxious asshole removed from the Earth. So long!