he was front and center when that president was obama, of course.

Unlimited Presidential Harassment....

“Dow just broke 25,000. Tremendous news!”

This is one of the strongest descriptions of Trump that I’ve seen in a form of meme.

To send everyone into the weekend, here’s a little multiversal pick-me-up:

Why is Nancy Pelosi getting paid when people who are working are not?

Didn’t you hear? Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi killed them with their bare hands and weak border control views. Sad! 

Worse than that. Look closely at the stack of Quarter Pounders in front of Trump, and compare it to the symmetrical stacks elsewhere on the table. See how two boxes appear to be missing already? I bet that jackass poached his two burgers before the players got a chance to eat. 

Imagine getting an invite to the White House and being served the same food you can get delivered to your dorm.

He really is the worst embodiment of the American stereotype. A loud, fat, fast food guzzling, businessman dickhead.

We lose 300 Americans a week?

WE LOSE 300 SPRING BREAKERS A WEEK

“I just got back and it is a far worse situation than almost anyone would understand, an invasion!”

Hey, his daddy paid for that fair and square.

We lose 300 Americans a week, 90% of which comes through the Southern Border. These numbers will be DRASTICALLY REDUCED if we have a Wall!

Because we won’t be able to escape to Mexico?

The one thing of which we all can be certain is that if there were any real danger at the border, his fat orange ass wouldn’t be anywhere near it. 

reminded me of this one....

Not my joke, but it’s been said it’s only a matter of time until he remembers fire.  

Yep. There’s a reason most cities abandoned or tore down their walls hundreds of years ago: modern explosives and weaponry make walls useless.