Justice Danny Chun found the credibility of the victimized 18-year-old to be “seriously, seriously questionable,”

He got $17 million in taxpayer money after Hurricane Irma in 2005, even though no one could detect any damage. He will definitely try it again.

Oooooh, Dreamcatcher...

If only there were some way to turn the music off...

Why does “Penis” get a shrimp emoji?

Oh man, I never watched Farscape and I forgot Amazon Prime got it a couple of months before I got a Prime account.  Dammit, I have too much stuff to watch.  It’s a good complaint to have :)

To be fair all the females on that show were breathtaking.

Nachos, bean burritos, side orders, tostadas, burrito supremes...

Could be worse, could be chicken pieces think pieces.

You’d think it would be way more bonkers with Marc Guggenheim at the helm since he also writes and produces possibly the most out-there show on TV right now, Legends of Tomorrow.

The only thing you don’t mention is how spicy it is.  So how spicy is it?

“Mushrooms are third on the ingredients list, after salt, dried onion, and mustard seed”

Counting is HARD.

What’s up with Kinja today?  I can’t star any comments or even view all the posts.

Why WAS Starr beating Hitler?

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/08/dianne-feinstein-isnt-sure-she-wants-susan-collins-to-lose.html

Fucking Feinstein and Manchin.  This is why Republicans keep eating your goddamn lunch, Democrats.

Government bureaucracy and unspeakable horrors from another dimension?  Sounds like Charles Stross’s Laundry series.

So I got a Nordstrom gift card for my birthday a few days ago but I don’t need any clothes right now.  Is there any way to turn that into cash, like, right now?  I’m desperately low on funds and I don’t have a checking account.  Ideas?

I can still remember being in high school sitting with some friends in a LJS. We had just dropped acid and my friend Gunther asked if he could have my jello cup. When I agreed he said “That’s good, I didn’t want to have to kill you.”

Good times.

And so, so many sleeveless shirts.

I’m rewatching Deadwood right now and I somehow missed a buck-naked Nick Offerman with his dong in his hand the first time around.