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If you ask it how long you need to chill a glass bottle in the freezer I hope it returns a result of “Don’t be an idiot”.

Many years ago I was helping my GF move and we were taking a break when some random neighbor popped by and said “You have a beautiful lover”.  To this day I’m not sure which one of us he was talking about.

If grandpa said shit like this you’d take away his car keys, yet this delusional asshole still has the nuke codes.

S-Cargo van? I bet it drives at a snail’s pace.

S-Cargo van?  I bet it drives at a snail’s pace.

S-Cargo van? I assume it drives at a snail’s pace.

S-Cargo van?  I assume it drives at a snail’s pace.

Now I miss my old Jetta manual again.  That car was fun to drive.

I don’t know why he keeps musing about staying in office longer than is legal since he clearly hates being president.

Yup!

Tench mentioned later it was a “shitty fish sandwich”.

So we got, what, 10 whole seconds of Anna Torv in this episode?

I read an entire book by her just the other day!

I don’t have Hulu :(

I somehow spent my whole life up to this point not realizing that synth line was from a Gary Numan song.  I thought it was original Basement Jaxx.  I’m so ashamed I’m going to have to give up my 80s synth nerd card.

Waldenbooks!  Damn, that takes me back.

Larry is the former Sovereign Protector, the one Dud had a vision of later.  Dud and Liz’s dad was named Bill.

SIX times.  I don’t think he has much of a hand left.

She asked about Larry, not Dud’s dad, iirc.

I loved that Liz, presented with a credit card that she can buy anything she wants with, went for rotisserie chicken and champagne.