He got $17 million in taxpayer money after Hurricane Irma in 2005, even though no one could detect any damage. He will definitely try it again.

Oooooh, Dreamcatcher...

You are being watched. The government has a secret system: a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it. I designed the machine to detect acts of terror, but it sees everything. Violent crimes involving ordinary people, people like you. Crimes the government considered irrelevant.…

Someone on FB asked a question about furries being conservative and I posted a pic of some fursuited folks posing in front of swastika flags and it got deleted.  So yeah.

Ever see a *shirt* make a phone call?

Ever see a *shirt* make a phone call?

If only there were some way to turn the music off...

Why does “Penis” get a shrimp emoji?

Oh man, I never watched Farscape and I forgot Amazon Prime got it a couple of months before I got a Prime account.  Dammit, I have too much stuff to watch.  It’s a good complaint to have :)

At least they lampshaded the Lost similarities.

At least they lampshaded the Lost similarities.

So is Slapface friends with Smashmouth?

So is Slapface friends with Smashmouth?

To be fair all the females on that show were breathtaking.

Nachos, bean burritos, side orders, tostadas, burrito supremes...

So this guy wrote the Lynx lodge’s scrolls?

Could be worse, could be chicken pieces think pieces.

I still have my copy of Incredible Hulk 181.  Complete with a green X mark on the cover from when my mom tried (and thankfully failed) to get rid of it at a garage sale.

You’d think it would be way more bonkers with Marc Guggenheim at the helm since he also writes and produces possibly the most out-there show on TV right now, Legends of Tomorrow.

The only thing you don’t mention is how spicy it is.  So how spicy is it?