“Mushrooms are third on the ingredients list, after salt, dried onion, and mustard seed”

Counting is HARD.

What’s up with Kinja today?  I can’t star any comments or even view all the posts.

Why WAS Starr beating Hitler?

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/08/dianne-feinstein-isnt-sure-she-wants-susan-collins-to-lose.html

Fucking Feinstein and Manchin.  This is why Republicans keep eating your goddamn lunch, Democrats.

Psyched.  Alien was the first R-rated movie I ever saw.  At the tender age of 9.

Government bureaucracy and unspeakable horrors from another dimension?  Sounds like Charles Stross’s Laundry series.

So I got a Nordstrom gift card for my birthday a few days ago but I don’t need any clothes right now.  Is there any way to turn that into cash, like, right now?  I’m desperately low on funds and I don’t have a checking account.  Ideas?

I can still remember being in high school sitting with some friends in a LJS. We had just dropped acid and my friend Gunther asked if he could have my jello cup. When I agreed he said “That’s good, I didn’t want to have to kill you.”

Good times.

Dumbledore?

Dumbledore?

Apparently they did the same thing with Okoye in Black Panther.

Yup.

After Stan helped rescue Damon from Mars they switched places.

It is.  Which is why my guess is that it’s a placeholder title for a Highlander reboot.  It’s still a shame they only made the one movie...

I hate you.

And so, so many sleeveless shirts.

I’m rewatching Deadwood right now and I somehow missed a buck-naked Nick Offerman with his dong in his hand the first time around.

A series about stolen children might be just a *little* on the nose right now.

Goldblum is always a delight when he’s on Conan.