If you want to be known as the problem child of the company, sure.

How do these guys stay so clean? I swear, if I so much as glance at one of my projects my hands, face, and clothes are instantly covered in a thick layer of black sludge.

Welp... Might as well post this.

You sound like some jilted ex, except on behalf of a country.

I don’t know. The republicans have rigged the system sufficiently to stay in power forever.  

my MG Wing Gundam EW is currently in it’s box and my RG Wing Zero EW is up on the highest shelf in my room.

I looked through your collection to see if you had my newest Gundam love Barbatos, scrolled down, saw it and was pleased.

what? no. you drive this exactly as it is. after a mechanical overhaul.

Prediction 1: $1 million, maybe slight higher. Prediction 2: First startup, key breaks off in the ignition, HVAC controls snap off, and dash turns to dust. BUT IT HAS LOW MILEAGE!

I think Adrian Newey is now honorbound to kill you where you stand.

Japan, South Korea, Germany...

3/5 Mustangs: If the out of control wheelspin causes the Mustang to hit a stationary object like a post, bush, tree or is otherwise damaged (tire puncture, clutch or engine failure) Threat level: MODERATE

Everybody’s talking about Fernando this week! That just won’t do! Let me throw out some pointless soundbite about me wanting to branch out and reach more #teamLH friends!

Especially the 2nd gen 300M special and that they should have been RWD. 

Tokyo Drift was the best FATF. Don’t @ me. You can comment though.

Crank windows? Much too luxurious I want sliding windows, and a piece of cloth as the interior door handle. And it better have a manual transmission as well or else I am walking away on the deal and buying something much much worse for way too much money!

Nair: Removing hair and adding flair.

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

Comment of the month!

Did you know that the reason Mini Cooper’s exhaust looks like soda cans at the end is because the designer forgot to put exhaust tips on the demo car. He looked around the room and all he saw was empty beer cans. He stripped the paint and put them on the car. The higher ups loved the design and it stuck...