Excuse me, her formal title is First Piece of Ass. Show some respect.

Here were your options for marching:

wtf is a dress shop? when in the fuck did i happen upon 1917?

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

Do it on Rennsport. I still go there. Or on Oppo.

Victim: Help! I was raped by a police offic-
Republican: No you weren’t.

I want to stop writing about dumb tweets. Please make the dumb tweets stop. Please.

*Jalopnik poster sees a GT-R go by*

It kinda already is like the superbowl, hideously overhyped and usually not that great.

Must disagree... the best part of waking up is Ford GT90 in your cup.

yeah, somehow a white woman posing naked and gold-digging for a rich husband is more “classy” and “dignified” than a black woman who graduated from two Ivy League schools with degrees in law. Ugh. Black women seem to never get a break no matter what...

We’re talking about a person from central WV. Applebee’s is “classy” and “dignified” there.

I know some Jalops don’t want to hear it. But as someone who is old enough to remember the brown clouds and inversions from the 70's and 80's anything that slows Trump from being able to allow automakers to sell guzzling spewers without checks or balances is completely alright with me.

I mean we only hear about the tech they want us to hear about

Imagine his reaction when he gets to the pearly gates, and finds out it is actually 75 Virginians.

Everything’s a waste of money - until it’s not.

Just because I have a giant penis doens’t mean I should go around raping people.

Yep, me too. You morons deserve to be left by the side of the road, just like your dad threatened to for kicking the back of his seat for five hundred miles. You wouldn’t listen.

And walking off the court without shaking your opponent’s hand is....?