Put him in a race car and let the lap times decide.

Word...I’ve got a Honda mower, it’s a nice mower. I wouldn’t trade it for any Yamaha or Ducati mower. Wait a minute....a Ducati twin powered mower...wholy shit!

I can't help but think how much faster it could have been had the driver carried any actual momentum at all out of the Downhill and he also could have braked a hell of a lot later for Big Bend.

Singer Porsche Targa. Just me and the new girl!

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This is the worst (best) way to learn about the Kalevala.

While that would be excellent, I just don’t see it being done that way. I mean I want them to prove me wrong, I really do, I just believe that with capitalism the way it is, it will eventually come down to who is cheaper. And most of the time the cheaper bid is the one that benefits everyone the least.

We definitely need more plastic in the environment...

This is ridiculous. I’m sorry, they drove 3.3 miles one way and lost their jobs over this. If your that sensitive with you car then either A) work on it yourself or B) take it to a real mechanic that you know and trust and not the dealership.

Yep. The locals have to get sick of tourists hitting the curbs, though... But, a brother’s got to apex, am I right?

...and the last two releases in the Gran Turismo series...

“There’s some promise with the release of the new Chevrolet Colorado…”

DAT GTS THO

So how long have you been beating your wife in front of your kids?

He didn’t want to Chang them.

alternate topshots we were looking at:

Instead of 1/3 I’ll take “freedom points” so many freedom points gets you out of a speeding ticket

As do mine. And yet it never seems to really work.

This is like reading the great restaurant horror stories on kitchenette.jezebel.com. Love it.