I’m a woman. Even with medium-sized boobs, the simple act of running can be painful. It makes no sense for Tifa’s big tits to be unrestrained and flopping all over the place while she’s doing martial arts and other athletic activities.

Oh, fuck off. Holes in security that allow exploits are a result of poor programming. If I’m a legitimate store customer that gets my prices jacked because the owner refuses to lock his store at night, then yes, I blame the shop keeper. And I can stop going to that shop. But since I’ve already made my purchase, Im…

To anyone saying “I wish I had that kind of skills”, what are you waiting for? I’m not saying everybody can do this, but you’d be surprised what you can do if you put your heart into it. I taught myself so many skills during the last few years when I stopped wishing I could do stuff and started working to be able to…

Brienne of Tarth is not going to take ANY of your shit.

They should have made the ad about Kiki in college needing to survive off ramen.

Ah. The ol’ mechababy.

To everyone who says this was meaningless, I posted this in the private forum early on:

150 years since confederation and 204 years since we burned down the white house! \o/

Asshole before and after prison.

The Dolphin community doesn’t agree with you. I doubt your vaguely described dual core is as old/weak as a Vita or iPhone 4. The Vita’s chipset can’t even be overclocked to the Gamecube’s CPU speed of 485Mhz, and it would need to exceed that figure for GPU emulation.

YOU CAN EAT THEM.

Word of advice: if you have pets that have free reign of your space, do not use the schedule function of the robot vacuum. Cats puke, dogs have accidents, and you don’t want your robot to smear that crap on your floors. Before running your robot, do a simple check of the floors to make sure nothing gross is going to…

Word of advice: if you have pets that have free reign of your space, do not use the schedule function of the robot…

I can see why valve doesn’t like Trump, he looks like he is trying to start world war three..and you KNOW how they feel about 3's.

Yes but can you date Barret?????

It’s 2017 and you still don’t know what Nintendo’s focus is on. You should be embarrassed.

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

This...

Space Skeleton runs up to all his friends saying, “Guys! Guys! I broke my visor! Help! I can’t breathe!”

All the other space skeletons laugh, rattling their bones inside their space suits and slapping Space Skeleton on the back.

The music in that FFXV clip reminded so hard of Okami. Now I has a sad.