Most shocking acceleration modes in Teslas you HAVE to try to believe;

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with an 18-wheeler is a good guy with an 18-wheeler.

You need to know about Vindaloo , the main flavour of which is basically just ‘Pain’. And is actually quite nice .

“Ariel footage”? What was she doing there?

Fuck you boot licker 

i am so glad that the a.v. club is actually back to doing regular coverage of offbeat stuff like this. dare we hope the Paste purchase will actually prove a good thing?

“driving around with a gun in his car with no concealed carry permit”

Cops managed to take that Florida woman in without firing a shot, and she was actively shooting up cars on the highway!

Translation: MAGA voters buy WWE PPVs too.

As someone who used to work for Mary Barra’s tax dodge club (Hope Our Luck Doesn’t End Now - it did), I can tell you that we Very Expectantly tested mules to deal with roos and then made some Very Funny modifications...

Hey now — the carpetbagger only came here after he was voted out of office. We have enough homegrown shit-stains as it is; let’s acknowledge T as a product of NY and let them memorialize him as they see fit.

Four seasons and a musical.

“In fairness to House Republicans”

Super happy about how many people are going to be pissed off at this for even existing. 

A friend has a double lung transplant and as such is on immunosupressant drugs and wears a mask ALL the time. He works in a very conservative community in Alberta and was told by the boss that he can no longer wear a mask as it upsets the clients and co-workers. He presented his dr’s notes and continued to wear it and…

Introducing the Tuesday night keynote speaker at this Summer’s Republican National Convention.

I was really thinking that this was going to end with, “She won’t get a vaccine”. SO CLOSE!!!

If I wrote a 2,500 word article and this was the first reply I would start day drinking.

Or the best. It outs the idiots and haters v quickly. 

I hate Disney as a company. And I REALLY hate idiots like Gina Carano and Ron DeSantis who force me to take Disney’s side.