Most shocking acceleration modes in Teslas you HAVE to try to believe;

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with an 18-wheeler is a good guy with an 18-wheeler.

You need to know about Vindaloo , the main flavour of which is basically just ‘Pain’. And is actually quite nice .

“Ariel footage”? What was she doing there?

I’m sure it will a more faithful adaptation than the original film, but there’s no way they can include the book’s original ending. 

Fuck you boot licker 

i am so glad that the a.v. club is actually back to doing regular coverage of offbeat stuff like this. dare we hope the Paste purchase will actually prove a good thing?

“driving around with a gun in his car with no concealed carry permit”

Cops managed to take that Florida woman in without firing a shot, and she was actively shooting up cars on the highway!

Let me guess, there’s a “bug” where the robotaxis drive right past anyone who is brown or black. 

Translation: MAGA voters buy WWE PPVs too.

free stuff? Libraries? SOCIALISM!!!

As someone who used to work for Mary Barra’s tax dodge club (Hope Our Luck Doesn’t End Now - it did), I can tell you that we Very Expectantly tested mules to deal with roos and then made some Very Funny modifications...

How about—stay with me now—delivery services taking no more than a reasonable delivery fee for their “service” of brokering the 3 way connection between the customer, the driver, and the restaurant.

These app services are adding 40% for the benefit of their services, when they have actually added very little to the…

Hey now — the carpetbagger only came here after he was voted out of office. We have enough homegrown shit-stains as it is; let’s acknowledge T as a product of NY and let them memorialize him as they see fit.

Four seasons and a musical.

“In fairness to House Republicans”

Super happy about how many people are going to be pissed off at this for even existing. 

You don’t casually discuss food news you found on the internet while wearing a bikini with a camera aimed directly at your ass?