Fuck you boot licker 

i am so glad that the a.v. club is actually back to doing regular coverage of offbeat stuff like this. dare we hope the Paste purchase will actually prove a good thing?

“driving around with a gun in his car with no concealed carry permit”

Cops managed to take that Florida woman in without firing a shot, and she was actively shooting up cars on the highway!

Translation: MAGA voters buy WWE PPVs too.

As someone who used to work for Mary Barra’s tax dodge club (Hope Our Luck Doesn’t End Now - it did), I can tell you that we Very Expectantly tested mules to deal with roos and then made some Very Funny modifications...

Hey now — the carpetbagger only came here after he was voted out of office. We have enough homegrown shit-stains as it is; let’s acknowledge T as a product of NY and let them memorialize him as they see fit.

Four seasons and a musical.

“In fairness to House Republicans”

Super happy about how many people are going to be pissed off at this for even existing. 

A friend has a double lung transplant and as such is on immunosupressant drugs and wears a mask ALL the time. He works in a very conservative community in Alberta and was told by the boss that he can no longer wear a mask as it upsets the clients and co-workers. He presented his dr’s notes and continued to wear it and…

Introducing the Tuesday night keynote speaker at this Summer’s Republican National Convention.

I was really thinking that this was going to end with, “She won’t get a vaccine”. SO CLOSE!!!

If I wrote a 2,500 word article and this was the first reply I would start day drinking.

Or the best. It outs the idiots and haters v quickly. 

I hate Disney as a company. And I REALLY hate idiots like Gina Carano and Ron DeSantis who force me to take Disney’s side.

Twitter might be the worst thing happen to celebrities since McCarthyism.

Good for her.

Like it or not, Tesla IS Elon Musk. Tesla famously canned their Public Relations department in 2020.  Elon is the default PR guy and therefore the face of the company.

Wouldn’t surprise me but it takes two to tango and he obviously wasn’t that hard to sway since they immediately got together “after” his divorce (if you believe their timeline)