By the way you described it, it seems as though you’re not aware The Wolf in Chiefs Clothing is based on actual events: https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdmo/pr/kc-chiefs-superfan-indicted-bank-theft-money-laundering

I didn’t think GTA VI would get any better but this level of artificial intelligence is incredible!

They should use the sound of you whining instead. 😆

If only there had been a good guy with a gun. That would have fixed everything.

No.

This needs more stars. Local hero’s vs insta-fluencers all day long (even if they are factory backed). 

To be fair, we are talking about the long-awaited sequel to the game that has consistently been in the top 5 most popular, highest grossing, best selling games every year for an entire fucking decade since it’s release.

His humor has simply turned into anger

“This is why it's bad when one big company controls lots of stuff." Yeah, this site's parent company being a prime example.

Fortunately, this is just Sydney nonsense.

See, e.g., Apollo 23. RIP.

So this guy could get out and shoot people instead of just hitting their cars with a pipe?

Having suffered a TBI almost 20 years ago, I would happily pay $5 million to never have to go through it in the first place. And that’s without the trauma of hearing the train coming and being faced with near certain death. 

Mea culpa, I should have known that historically the AV Club’s comment section is not a place for silly jokes.

*narrator voice*

I assume the problem is disputed ownership because there should be a decent secondary or surplus market for those battery packs.

Talking about hairlines is what got us into this mess in the first place!

UPDATE: Not well.

oh I see; we got one of them hard-shelled tacos