No.

This needs more stars. Local hero’s vs insta-fluencers all day long (even if they are factory backed). 

To be fair, we are talking about the long-awaited sequel to the game that has consistently been in the top 5 most popular, highest grossing, best selling games every year for an entire fucking decade since it’s release.

His humor has simply turned into anger

“This is why it's bad when one big company controls lots of stuff." Yeah, this site's parent company being a prime example.

Fortunately, this is just Sydney nonsense.

See, e.g., Apollo 23. RIP.

So this guy could get out and shoot people instead of just hitting their cars with a pipe?

Having suffered a TBI almost 20 years ago, I would happily pay $5 million to never have to go through it in the first place. And that’s without the trauma of hearing the train coming and being faced with near certain death. 

Mea culpa, I should have known that historically the AV Club’s comment section is not a place for silly jokes.

He talks exactly like how you write books for babies his base.

*narrator voice*

I assume the problem is disputed ownership because there should be a decent secondary or surplus market for those battery packs.

Talking about hairlines is what got us into this mess in the first place!

UPDATE: Not well.

oh I see; we got one of them hard-shelled tacos

“I’m not in a cult, you’re in a cult” is about the most cultish reply ever, but keep attacking the messenger if it makes you feel better.

I feel that this article can be turned into an excellent slide show of at least 5-6 slides. 

Possibly the first genuine positive use of the slideshow format in internet history?