Lurking on the Gran Turismo Reddit, I came across a post venting about which cars can/cannot be turbo/ supercharged, which led to this gem:

We have a long journey across The Expanse first before we can safely use that anagram again...

Tom Hanks demands that every cast he works with be fully proficient in firearms, as well as complete basic infantry training and astronaut training. And that was for A League Of Their Own.

It’s not quite an open secret that Tom Hanks has the nasty habit of torturing hobos to death in his basement. He then saves the bodies to use as bait when orca fishing off the back of Spielberg’s yacht.

I still want to know why a guy alone on the moon needs a ping pong table?

But how else am I supposed to bring my entire identity as a person with me when I travel!?

someone calling these Brokémon cards is the best joke i have heard in ages! :D

Well, I suppose they’d have to hold a special election.

“I was pissed...I marched over...I shot back”.

Musk doesn’t even know you’re alive, much less will ever fuck you.

Like all conservatives, the free speech was only ever just for him.

Listen son, they gotta slide quota here :)

As an optimist, I have to point out that it could have been worse. It could’ve been a slideshow.

I also think Lake Bell would be a good live-action Ivy, but I would weirdly feel like she was cheating on the Kaley Cuoco Harley with the Margot Robbie Harley 

The fact that the United States Space Force had to contract with a foreign company to get a small object into orbit is something of a self own.

You’re Reich. 

At this point, Dwayne Johnson would take credit for penicillin if someone brought it up.

I mean, also, people have literally just been tweeting the Spartacus scene as a meme...

Stubbing your toe sucks.

Any reason why not? It weights over 1,000 lbs less than the Merc, has around 70 hp more, and Adrian fucking Newey did the aero. I’d honestly be shocked if the Aston is slower.