It’s sadly not intended to drink from.

As someone else mentioned, this isn’t displacing a Chevy Bolt purchase; this is displacing a gas guzzler.   This is a win by all accounts.

So.. this explains Tang!!!!.. Its powdered fake OJ.

Russia does not gain (in any way, except for getting to fly stolen planes for a few months) but the lessors most definitely lose. It is the equivalent of a meth head stealing your catalytic converter and selling it for $45.

I kinda wish Rock had said “and that’s why you didn’t win the Oscar for Ali!”

SO edgy, SO shocking, to make a joke about someone with alopecia.  Oh wait...alopecia is the main cause of hair loss for people across the globe...and dudes get made fun of it all day every day and nobody gives a shit...and its not an illness...  Is it mean?  Sure.  Does it warrant *literally assaulting someone*?  No,…

Hear is where I point out that Will was laughing his ass off at that joke until Jada yanked his leash and sent him up there.

Destruction of evidence is a criminal offense. “Dismissal” isn’t strong enough a punishment...

Commenting Let’s Go Brandon isn’t going to make gas cheaper.

Nah, when a self proclaimed ‘feminist’ objectifies and literally dehumanizes someone it is ‘satire’ not problematic!  Get it?  

Methinks the satire on that topic here is lost on you.

On Russian news:

... Deadpool 2?

Of course you shoul

So, I have a question.

“Russian ship. Go fuck yourself!”

Weyland Yutani redirected the Nostromo for a reason.

And someone fucking up copy-editing isn’t part of it. Otherwise Jalopnik would be the headquarters of the SS.

Thank god this whole stupid chapter is over. Pointless manipulation to force the FIA to do something about Masi.