I'm damn certain that if I went back in time, I could stop Leyland being such a gigantic clusterfuck.

Needs that old Jalopnik "Gold" decal!

On the other hand, in the good old days you just glad to cut a little hole in someone's break lines to make them crash. Now, to kill the brakes you have to be some kind of super nerd to turn off the regen system after you've already cut the hydraulic line and setup an expensive laptop setup and snuck into the trunk to…

Don't worry, No M5's were harmed in the making of this film. (I remember reading somewhere that they used M5 clones for the jumps and that they didn't get it on the first take so more than one 540i sacrificed itself for the good of all of us.)

No the radio is not broken, he just hit puberty..

Oh my god! Thank goodness they stepped back!

Next on "Pointing Out The Obvious" Simplify, then add beer, goes on to remark that the 2013 Shelby Mustang doesn't look the same as the 1967 model.

A well-stocked minibar.

Somehow reminds me of this, similar attitude.

Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.

Bro definitely does not even lift.

This got me so interested i've been trawling the web trying to find exact figures.Sadly i can't find a figures for the Bladon turbines used in the C-X75,but did pick up a few hints from their website.

As a Jeep guy, the only car I've ever had a "It's a Jeep Thing..." sticker on was the cheap Toyota I had to buy to daily-drive as my Jeep, how do you say, retired from daily-driving and became trail-only.

That's not true. The last smartwatch will be manufactured in September 2021. The last person to wear one will die in 2025, ironically because he was checking his smartwatch while walking.

Watching one's grammar looks nice, but it's not gonna fill the hole in the ozone layer...

I believe, I'm about to be raped...

Am I the only person whose response to this wasn't violent, cynical jealousy?