Watching one's grammar looks nice, but it's not gonna fill the hole in the ozone layer...

I believe, I'm about to be raped...

Am I the only person whose response to this wasn't violent, cynical jealousy?

Wonder how many different customers parts are in that car

"Oh noi, somebodoiys put doi-doi-toi in the warta. Tonoi Abbot, was it yuu?

I think I've seen that view before....