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Horner: “Let them Race”

I first saw this movie when I wandered into the cinemas deeply stoned. I actually thought it was a musical, and kept wondering when they would break into song.

If you were a previous owner of FH1/2/3 you were given so many cars and credit when you started FH4 that you never drove anything cheap or slow.

To borrow from some recent comments this week:

So far only one two other drivers has raced a Merc alongside Lewis, one beat him in the championship and the other had little warning and outqualified Bottas.

Here’s the fun bit - he’s said this on an interview with The Big Issue, a not-for-profit magazine that is sold by homeless people on street corners.

Lance Stroll must be loving this - he’s no longer that rich kid with Daddy financing his drives.

I think it’s a brilliant idea. You’d always keep the van clean.

I didn’t know Guy Martin had a Merlin on a trailer for no other reason that, well because, however in hindsight it makes perfect sense

It must so easy when your target demographic has no concept of irony

I suspect this was intentional - they’re not going to bother upgrading the online servers as they know it’s rarely used.

I can see this going one of two ways

Update - they’re getting airlifted out

That’s a pretty common issue in the outback. Tourists hire a campervan, drive into the middle of nowhere and get a flat tyre. Then they hit the EPIRB like it’s calling for roadside assistance.

This is the only plausible explanation I can envisage - Merc have cranked that engine to 120% and it will blow after 5 races (when they only need 4).

There’s an unsubstantiated rumour that Ricciardo was in talks with Merc when he decided to leave RB, but Hamilton didn’t want him as a team-mate.

Horner will formally submit an investigation into Mercedes breaking some sort of rule, and I kind of agree.

Just so we’re clear, as this isn’t funded by a public-facing billionaire we’re allowed to like it?

Surprised I had to scroll all the way down here to find the real truth.

Hook was the first movie I ever saw stoned. I thought it was a musical and kept waiting for them to break into song