Never change.

That Salisbury steak comment hit too close to home. Hey, that family-size microwaveable tray was on sale at Marc’s!

Verlander threw more baseballs into his own dugout that he “didn’t like” than anyone I’d ever seen. Wild how the Astros get spin-rates up so immediately when pitchers arrive.

Ship them along with those who deal themselves three cards at the end of the deal.

As someone who once owned a Jeff Manto Inaction Figure, I appreciate your Kinja name.  Bonus: you are followed by “I Remember Lou Merloni,” whom we referred to as “Tofu Lou.”

Pass on the Bauer, Lose for 20+ years

The only option left is for it to be litigated in the Deadspin comments section

Its been my experience that nothing good ever happens when you wait until the last minute to start pulling things out.

The only explanation is that Red Panda deserves to be higher on this list

he would’ve called 22m, nobody snaps off 17m and tank folds 22m with a big pocket pair shorthanded, and even if he folds that’s way too exploitable. It’s players responsibility to know the opponents stack but it is hard in a spot to get accurate counts from the other side of the table so yes the dealer should be…

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

Man, between the Mike Liut name-check in this story and the unexpected appearance of Kelly Hrudey in the video about Punjabi NHL broadcasting, this has been a banner week for mid-80s goalkeepers here on Deadspin.

Now, what’s Pelle Lindbergh up to?

I dunno, I think BK nailed it, and Toppers stole the same bit 22 hours later.

I am. I watch animatedly, eagerly share my theories with anyone in earshot, and dogmatically adhere to my principles and long-held hatreds and grudges. 

I like this. My husband and I like to buy Christmas ornaments on our vacations. We don’t have any color or theme for our tree, it’s decorated with a collection of ornaments that we were given as gifts, inherited from my grandmother, were made for us over the years, etc. And our vacation collection. Every year on…

Preparing my close family of insane Leafs fans for the next 5 years when they will for sure have their hearts broken into tiny pieces (mine still hasn’t recovered from Game 7 in Boston).

Liberty’s in Aurora, Maple Heights , Canton, Parma Heights, Brunswick, Vermillion OWOOOOM.

“...dedicated to a fuzzy caterpillar that legend has it can predict the weather...”

There’s a Liberty Ford in Vermillion! OWOOOM! ( joke only applies to people who live on NE Ohio.).

Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato? Baby, you got a stew going