In other white pastey music news:

It's a good movie though. I liked it a lot as a kid. We all know it didn't work but it's good cheese. A forgivable mistake versus eg Crimson Peak.

They just LordoftheRingsed it though with a deus ex machina flank at the end.

the only thing that gives us exposure has to go.

when the economy is bad, turn to racism.

"And then Jesus beat Luke with a pipe because Fuck Luke."

I can't tell AV and Entertainment Tonight apart anymore.

No.

No, U2 has aged rather poorly. Coldplay is still at least playable for Moms, and apparently Dad's. Author is alright in my book.

"Let's ruin HBO, too."

If I could only upvote you more…

New episodes in November, guys! You understand, right???

Yay!!!!

That funny movie is so immature.

"No one good joins the Republican party anymore," and many other wistful quotes.

Still waiting for new M.I.A. album…

It's also hurting music and growing antagonism at those artists. Wouldn't people know what's legit and not? Bob Dylan stole everything, the artists just didn't have an army of lawyers ready to go.

A Hey! Arnold movie sounds awesome!

Reads a paragraph or two…

I thought I read it as The Faust and the Furious and I got giddy for a moment there.