Jeep grill.

Ive offroaded my Mom’s Tj with that 4 cyl, and that motor makes approximately 0hp everywhere. Youd think that would ruin the vehicle, but in reality, its fun as hell on and offroad. While it makes stuff harder, it means you have to beat on that little 4banger to make it over the smallest rock or to keep up with…

Vroom vroom, friend.

My first true love was a ‘87 black on black on black ConQuest TSi. My heart still stops every time I see one.

Saturns actually aren’t that good offroad. I speak from experience.

Squiggle tits mcguilicutty.

This is more like comparing masturbation/handjobs to a blowjob. Yeah masturbating is awesome and will always be a solid go-to option but “HOLY SHIT IS THIS WHAT I’VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON? THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!”

It sounds like you have cool friends.

We need more asymmetry in car design

All the more reason to mourn our lost flippy headlights.. :(

While we're at it, can we get GM to ditch the square wheel wells on their pickups and SUVs? That drives me completely bananas. Round wheel, square well? Nuh uh.

New Logo:

Well played. The missing wheel cover is a nice touch.

Nobody wanted them new, and $700 Would be too much money now

There was no car from the 1980s that wasn’t improved by pop up headlights.

They both make me think of this pixelated cat.

Anybody feel better now?

Given the picture of the lovely lady on top, you could probably convert 1st base to a home run with the backdoor slider.

She’s 76 years old I think you can cut her some slack. She held up quite well for many years. What sort of wheezing sack do you think you will look like at that age?

I remembered the commercial, but forgot it was the wrong gen laser. Too bad. Have some Tina Turner with your morning coffee.