This sink is way cooler.

It Bugs me that this is still a joke.

Lambo is no longer a Huracan. It’s a Huracan’t.

There are so many sedans of this era that look identical, but not the Peugeot 505. You can’t miss it if you see one.

I adore the Ford GT.

They are not. They are Opel Omegas, completely different platform, called the GM V platform, which was initially developed at Opel in the 1960s. This platform, with modifications, was used in Australia until 2007, but never in the US.

Could this thing have been assembled with any more indifference? “Fuck it, I’ll slap a bundle of wiring here, an old garden hose there, leave this giant hole in the dash, leave the tire half inflated, and put an ugly fire hazard over a hole in the floor. Looks good to me; road trip!” *grabs another can of beer.

Ignoring that you pretty much can’t buy these cars without having a garage or some sort of covered parking, or that anyone spending $80k+ on a SUV has a garage/covered parking:

These are the doors of a billionaire.

A 2 Chevettes 1 cup

Beautiful. Some seriously hot shit. I’d take one, even if it painted urine yellow.

Y’all are a bunch of sick fucks. Why would you do this to yourselves?

You know the best thing about necrophilia? You don’t have to bring flowers. Yeah, usually they’re already there.

Totally agree. Vinyl wraps; good for buses and promotional Red Bull cars, terrible and cheesy for anything else.

This screams, “cheap!” to me. In my world, the vinyl needs to be removed and the car needs to be painted. End of story. Your Preferences May Vary.

flat black is not a valid color

If it looks like flat black, it’s flat black. It needs a paint color.

Man, I love this thing, but there are three glaring issues to me:

-It’s still front wheel drive, but now has 600hp. Nope nope nope.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?