The Diamondbacks later beaned Segura for not respecting the unwritten rules of baseball and stopping himself at second.

You still wipe?

But here we have big bear buddy who was born in captivity, and seems totally down to snuggle

Well, this will be a black eye on the organization

In 15 years, I look forward to explaining to my son why the Rams are leaving Los Angeles.

The whole whether or not Brooklyn is technically Long Island thing is one of my coworkers’ favorite pointless discussion topics. I check Deadspin sometimes specifically to avoid listening to it.

His clock management is a joke. Tomsula taught me to make sure I have a fresh 9-volt in my alarm clock so if the power goes out in the middle of the night my alarm will still be set.

I’ll say what we’re all thinking: Chip Kelly is no Jim Tomsula. No way would I trust Chip Kelly’s lifehacks.

I’m all for showing your fandom, but that’s really over the line.

Detroit does not really support a pro football team.

I was starting to wonder if I was going crazy

I want to say Stockholm Syndrome, but Stockholm is at least a pleasant place to live.

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

Fuckin’ Jeff, man. Remember when I took you to that Chargers game and you showed up in Raiders gear? C’mon, man.

At least he, by crossing the street, was able to gain ten yards.

After reading these comments, I also want to punch a photographer.

@irishkevin.moore: Red Sox Nation is never NOT unintentionally hilarious. Thanks for carrying the torch, kiddo. #thedarksideofthelockerroom