How in the world is Storm Duck a 13 seed? The matchup with Truman Peyote is criminally unfair.

77 is me at every high school dance, or any other time the squad cuts loose

Thank you for confirming that I can continue to ignore the existence of the Pod.

Choosing a post with Emily Ratajkowski’s butt and then adding their own modesty pixels is pretty telling here

Is this in real time? No wonder ATCs burn out.

Aren’t they all ignoring “and then a burger”? Doesn’t that mean, explicitly, “I took the action of ordering two beers, AND THEN I ordered a burger”? I read it your way, Dennis. Fuck the haters. Ordering waiting for, and consumering, then waiting for service for a first beer takes at least 30 minutes... imagining him…

Two thumbs and started both of them today

I can’t be the first to ask this but - how’s he gonna get them down?

Not one of those passes went more than like seven yards downfield

“The company’s vice president and director, Frederick G. Smith, recently donated $1,000 to Montana Republican Rep. Greg Gianforte’s campaign the day after Gianforte body slammed Guardian reporter Ben Jacobs for asking questions.”

Come on, no team shoots 100% free throws like this.

You guys Clayton was awful. Best decision they’ve made since Easterbrook.

Tell me I’m wrong, people

(We should note that, by our math, at roundabout $60 for an eighth of marihuana, 60 pounds of weed would be about $460,800 in street value. Dilworth police, where are you buying your weed?)

This is clearly a penis, stop it with the gay liberal agenda!

Is Bovada laying odds yet on the Bears selecting this unnamed player at No 3, only to see him indicted a week later? Cuz I’d take them.

Same... same.

I love that he’s a team owner, but doesn’t know the catch rules

Where do they get all of these tables

oof da