Didn’t even read the article. Instant NP.

Aventador - Toro

Starring soon in “Honey, I Blew Up The Veloster!”

Permanently ground-in Cheerios have never moved faster.

yup every company does it with practically every model. i work in the off-highway vehicle industry and we own tons of competitor vehicles. We take them apart, drive the shit out of them, crash them, fix them you name it we do it to them all in the name of science.

Rent it and wreck it. My motto for Airbnb toilets, and I guess for Mercedes when it comes to opposition research.

It’s not just you.

Only slightly facetious rant follows:

That wealth is going to start trickling down any time now!

But I thought thirty years of tax cuts would increase revenue.

The thought of a load shift and your kids wrists being the anchor points made me shudder.

Moreover, how long is the extension cable you need?

For safety,duh

Maybe you should switch to mushrooms, might mellow you out.

I’m an atheist and I dig xmas. Because xmas, not Christmas. We have reclaimed the holiday from Christians, after they had appropriated it from the pagans in the first place.

I don’t know if this has been suggested as I haven’t read all the comments, but you can always get an inexpensive diagnostic tool to replace your instrument panel temporarily. You can get ones that plug into your OBD port and will give you speed, temps, intake temps, boost, etc. It will even read any codes your $1…

I’ll just take a neutral stance here. I mean, I don’t wish any harm upon you...but if you somehow made it 1,400 miles ANYwhere without a story about overcoming some sort of janky automotive drama, then it wouldn’t be a David Tracy story. So...carry on.

We’re not praying for you, David. We see through your lies. You are a sadistic bastard that thoroughly enjoys ill-advised attempts at lifing, and we still love you anyway. Stop pretending to be something you’re not.

I’m here. (david.tracy@jalopnik.com)

Let me know when you’re in Charlottesville. I’ll buy you a beer or lend you my garage...