You are also too nice for life here.

You get a star just for Burkina faso.

“Coming this summer, The Fast And The Furious 23, starring Peter Dinklage...”

Need some Barry White for background mood music.

Plus it’s so much better when it’s nice and slow . . . .

Are you in Australia? (since you said km near the end) I was just wondering if ‘Strayan possums are common roadkill like NA Opossums are here. I was shocked one night when I saw one on the side of the road and it looked at me. I couldn’t recall ever having seen one alive.

Reasonable advice, Kristin. As a frequent business flyer, both domestic and international, protection boils down to these two principles:

Woooo my first COTD! There are so many people I’d like to thank. I’d like to first thank my family who have been very supportive of me, I’d like to thank the Jalopnik academy, uhhhh, Obama, my cat-

Looks like the crew have a good sense of humor. I hope they leave it for the race.

Actually, these aren’t for writing. The pencils on the left are precision balanced to rest on your ear perfectly, thereby reducing ear strain and fatigue. They were designed in Japan by a master pencilsmith using ancient techniques refined over centuries. Gordon Ramsay uses the very same model I believe.

Each of…

Does the guy just spend his flight time doodling on his arms? Lots of writing implements; nothing on which to write.

*said in best Thurston Howell III voice*....

Bond villains around the world are like:

...now.

I call shenanigans.... you can’t fit an Adirondack chair in a wagon! ;)

Yeah what’s up with New England and wagons?.

I know Tom responded with a perfectly reasonable response, but on behalf of all of Jalopnik’s readership, I wanted to extend our deepest sympathies that you had to read about the same car twice in a 12-month period.

Wait: Stupid prideful people are prideful and stupid?!?!!?

The number of times I see that mistake in both articles and comments on Jalopnik is astounding!

Give that ditch a rally car. Ditches love rally cars.