Pure distilled essence of Jersey right there. Brought a little tear to my Jersey eye.

Georgian here. Before the $5k rebate went away, I very nearly leased a Nissan Leaf. I had test driven it, I had figured out how I was going to charge it for free (thanks employers!), and how I was going to basically have a new electric car for the cost of insurance. Plus its made right here in the US.

I surmise that this rabbit died when it was dragged out of the cargo hold so that some employee rabbits could be placed on board.

*golfclap* Well played!

Boy would it be nice if we civilian off-road enthusiasts had access to such machinery—it would make our mud-pit extraction operations a heck of a lot more interesting.

I was heading to [tire store] to get new shoes mounted on my ‘02 Miata a few years back. Had my son riding shotgun, and I’d lit the rears up at every stop sign along the way, and may have done a couple of parking lot burnouts as well, you can’t prove it! Anyway, we’re making a left onto the mostly empty A1A about a…

My wife had my favorite, if slightly evil, way to get out of a ticket. We have twin boys who were about 18 moths old at the time. She got pulled over and reached back and pulled their pacifiers out of their mouths. Of course, they both started crying, and the officer let her go.

If it weren’t for the French, the British would have kicked our colonial ass. So, yeah, that was pretty ballsy, too. Google “Lafayette” sometime. Or have someone show you how.

Approximately how difficult would it be to steal one and get away with it?

Yep, very dirty.

I think this is what happens when you gut the EPA.

Yes, and it’s gray. Everything in mother Russia is gray!

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

Nope

Hey, the Home Depot Motorsports division is not to be mocked.

Don’t even need to read it. Stanced = CP. I don’t care what it costs.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

EG Civic coupe. Not a guess, that’s exactly what it is.

The Duke boys would use that to lose Roscoe.

My wife and I have ocassionally had impromptu discussions on if it is worth swerving out of the way of a rampaging bunny on our small residential street at 20 mph, and nearly hit a parked car, or if its safer just to keep driving straight on, and not have to meet our neighbors on the wrong foot.