Oh,  first impression was Cadillac and Chevette.  Yes, I’m that old.

I think it was comedian Dave Thomas that once said “I only use my arms and legs to move my head from room to room”. Pretty sure this evolution thing combined with Audi’s development of this technology will eventually allow us to evolve into just heads with no torsos, arms or legs.

The engine that made young men foolish and old men scared.

Is it just me or is the Mazda 3 getting sexier as time passes?

These are the same people who tried to sell the “LaCrosse” in Canada:

Because he works for an automotive blog named Jalopnik? Isn’t that (or shouldn’t that be) a criteria for employment?

“You think you hate it now, just wait till you drive it!”

No, No No. Ahhhh Hell NO!

Not surprisingly, a large percentage of rental trucks getting peeled.

I’m in love and now I can’t do any work this afternoon.

How about Meltra for the new trucks name?

Lil’ Burro.

Doubtful that it was a bullet, more like it took a rock on the highway...

Yup and I believed my 17 yr old girlfriend too.

Sounds like the same thing they said when they teased this beauty in Detroit a few years back:

Boner at any price.

That hook idea works for me as well, just don’t forget and scratch your good eye with it.

Get yourself a speedboat with a cabin down below and an air horn up above. Then you can have both speed and sex!  If you are lucky - at the same time.

Ever stop to consider that it’s your magnetic personality that’s affecting these electronic gizmos?

“Korean Airlines”? Must not have had her peanuts served to her properly.